Definitely Not a Russian Spy T-Shirt

A soft, breathable tee that speaks with dry humor. The shirt’s blocky, tech-inspired lettering reads like an inside joke — casual confidence for people who like to poke fun at themselves and the times. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton gives it a lived-in drape that layers easily under jackets or wears solo on warm days. Subtle heather texture and a neat crew neckline keep the look uncomplicated and wearable, while sturdy side seams and shoulder taping hold the shape through frequent use. Wear it to low-key socials, protest lines, or weekend errands when you want your humor to be readable from across the room.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and shape retention
- Prints applied with crisp DTF (most providers) or vibrant DTG on some producers
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; mixed blends for heather colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean