Hoes Away I Have An Owner Tee — Funny Relationship Statement T-Shirt

Soft, everyday tee with bold, unapologetic text that starts conversations. Lightweight Airlume combed cotton feels breathable against the skin and drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and a retail crew fit. The message sits centered and crisp on the chest in a high-contrast print that reads with confident humor—an easy layer for weekends, meetups, or late-night hangs. Finished with a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for shape retention, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear. Ethically produced fabric and REACH compliance add quiet reassurance to an otherwise playful statement piece.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape
- Side seams for better structure and cleaner drape
- High-contrast chest print using crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on fulfillment partner
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas supply; sourced blank from Honduras)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean